Off the pitch

Hugo Chavez ordered Venezuelan troops to dig up Che Guevara from his grave and resuscitate him, all in time for el Che to attend Argentina vs Colombia in person.

Under-rated Brazilian winger Maicon watches his teammates from the hotel balcony. He will miss the next game with a shoulder injury.

Mexican forward Omar Bravo cups his gonads. Must be Hugo Sanchez’s latest strategy at work, kicking his players in the balls.

And in the “We’re not gay, we just enjoy male bonding” category is Elano and Robinho doing… well I have no idea what they are doing, but I sure as hell don’t want a part of that.